Bone-jour, fellow vertebrates! (Bone Ami's Big Debut)
Bone Ami here, reporting from my closet—where I've been practicing my big debut!
I'm finally ready to bare it all on video. And let me tell you, the camera loves me. Probably because it can see right through me and tell that I’m a vintage original.
Career Update
I'm becoming more in demand. FINALLY, the medical world is catching up to what we skeletons have known since the Stone Age (and believe me, I remember those days—talk about hard seating!).
Remember when I told you I'd once tried everything from being a lum-bar jack to stand-up comedy?
Well, it wasn't until I hooked up with Kathleen that I woke up to my true calling, and it turns out I'm a natural! Plot twist: I've always BEEN natural. It’s simply who I am designed to be!
You see, while everyone else has been obsessing over muscles (those flashy show-offs bulging under tight t-shirts), we skeletons have been quietly doing the real work of holding people up. We're like the stagehands of the body—nobody notices us until something goes wrong.
All in all, this year has managed to be quite HUMERUS, even as things have been politically spine-chilling!
If ever there was a time the world needed better STRUCTURAL ALIGNMENT, it’s now. But I’m just a skeleton; what do I know about flesh and blood humans struggling to find a collective backbone? Let’s just say, I’m not the only skeleton that’s been living in a closet…

The BIG Announcement: Your Structural Foundation
Here's what I've been DYING to tell you (pun intended):
Kathleen and I are launching something absolutely BONE-A-FIDE.
After 18 years since our first YouTube video, seen by over 80,000 people (and their inner skeletons—hi there!), we're bringing that original video back... with a TWIST.
If you've ever wondered:
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Why your pain keeps coming back no matter what you try?
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Why never-ending exercise feels like it's breaking you down instead of building you up?
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Why toddlers move with such ease while adults move like rusty robots?
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Why a skeleton like me looks so good for my age (it's the alignment, darling, and my good bone structure)...
...then you're going to want to take the next step. Kathleen has the science to back me up.
The Structural Secret Revealed: Learn the Science
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